Basic Theory
Discussion Board
Other Silly Theories
What is a cat?
What is toast?
What is gravity?

To understand this website you need to remember these two constants:

1. Cats always land on their feet
2. Toast always falls butter side down.

What happens when you attach a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and then drop it?

This website aims to explain these theories,
and act as a collection point for weirdos (websites like this always do anyway).